Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Raw Talent.

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I like to sing in the shower.  I have the magical ability to turn anything into a microphone. A shampoo bottle, a hair brush ... comes from a long life of being the undiscovered talent in the little house on the prairie.  Had my forefathers been more progressive and gotten a bit busier, television might have been invented long before it was and therefore all those talent shows would have been an opportunity that might have been afforded to me.

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It wasn't.

Talk about my life sucking and my fore fathers being losers that let the whole family down.

So now I sing in the shower, or the bathroom, or the kitchen . . . or anywhere that my peeps are screaming for me to give them a little taste of magical abilities with the microbrush.

Hubby caught me the other morning and demanded to know what the heck I was doing.  He was looking at me like I was some kind of crazy person.  I told him I was doing crowd control.  When the mobs were out of control, standing at every window and door, screaming for me to sing just one more song ... sometimes you just have to sing so that the world goes back to normal, the neighbours are safe, and you give the masses their opiate.

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He rolled his eyes and looked around the room, walked over to the sliding door, opened it and walked out into the yard and looked each way and came back in and said ... "no-one ... not a single person for miles ...mob control?   Really??"

Of course there wasn't anyone around.  My voice is like butter.  I soothed the savage beast.  They probably went home for a nap.   

You're welcome.

Am I wrong to feel a little unappreciated ??

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Sunday, July 6, 2014

My Escape Outfit.

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I had an escape outfit under my bed when I was a kid.  You know, jeans, t-shirt, a hoodie, clean underwear and runners - a backpack with a flashlight and some snacks, a little bit of money, a book, my diary, a necklace that belonged to my mother,  and my collection of rocks.

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The most important thing being my collection of rocks which I was pretty sure was worth dying for. 

I was ready for any emergency so that I could just grab my things and run.  It was part of my emergency preparedness.  I was a practical kind of kid.  

Old habits die hard.  

I still have an emergency bundle under my bed.

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The only thing is that I doubt the clothes will even fit and if I manage to bend down to the floor, I am never going to be able to reach that far under the bed to retrieve anything so I will probably be found dead, half naked with a pair or kids jeans on one leg, clutching my rocks, having been killed by a monster.

It's not a pretty way to go and I probably could survive if I just did the reasonable thing and pulled the sheets over my head until the monster left or morning came,  but I know myself.  I would want to make a run for it.

I think this is a lesson about how being practical is not very practical and that people should have regular drills with their escape outfits and bundles and should update them when their thighs get bigger.  

You are my public and you have just been served with a valuable announcement.

You are welcome.


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Friday, July 4, 2014

The Dreams of Youth

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I was seduced by the 10 speed wonderment that was the evolution of the bike when I was a teenager.

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My brother had the typical boys bike that all boys had.  I wanted a vehicle, a sport machine, I wanted modern.

I got a 10 speed.

I wanted to ride it 5 miles to the bigger town.  I wanted to ride it 30 miles to school.   I was going to ride it anywhere I could where my passage was not stopped by cows or wheat or misplaced farmhands.  I wanted to be free.

I was going to be fitter than fit, finer than fine, I was going to have legs and buns of steel.

When I moved to the city I wanted to ride it everywhere.  I wanted to be in races.  I wanted to hit the open road and see where it could take me.  I was on fire.  I had taken a big bite of a dream and I was chewing hungrily.

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And then I got on it and rode down the gravel road.

My bike made a great clothes rack in the corner of the garage.  It may still be there.

I have a car.


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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

When You Can't Let Go of Junior High.

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I have naturally curly hair.  Of course growing up, straight hair was the big deal.  People ironed their hair. Yes, like we can point at young women today and talk about their vanity ... we ironed our hair people.  And we rolled it up with big coke cans.  We glopped it up with shit called Dippity Doo.  We were all dippity dooing doodles.

The best we could hope for was that everyone would get as high as possible, as quickly as possible, and they would be so distracted by the flying purple anteaters and the burning bras that they forgot about our frizzy hair.

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The only people who said, "be free, go for the natural look" were the people with perfect, swinging, shiny long hair.

Those people needed to die.

There is nothing more annoying than some swimsuit model with perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect skin and a perfect body talking to women about how we should just feel empowered to be ourselves, that real beauty comes from within.

Boy's don't look within.  They look at our chest and that is where they stop.  They either find what they are looking for, or they don't, either way ... that is as deep as they get.

Girls with frizzy hair don't run up and down the beach flicking their heads . . . with life guards running after them.  Frizzy haired girls didn't make it onto Bay Watch.  Frizzy haired girls were not one of the sister's on the Brady Bunch.

Even when crimping was big it was controlled perfect crimping that only girls with straight hair could achieve. It was not out of control wild frizzy hair.

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There is no purpose to this story, like many of my stories ... none, none at all.

There is just a whole lot of bitterness and the lasting sentiment that those people need to die.


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