Sunday, January 31, 2010

Baby It's Cold Outside!

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After years of being raised in the frozen northland and being forced to wear my brothers long johns, my cousins leotards, 6 pairs of pants, hand me down snow pants, 3 jackets, two toques, three scarves, 2 pairs of mittens, 3 pairs of socks and then boots .... and many years of therapy ....cause I have an unnatural fear that I have to go pee and cannot move and I freeze to death and no-one even knows because it is not like any of those Canadian kids placed in their yards are moving anyway .....(big breath here ...)

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I am so ready for something warm that is also pretty and sexy .. voila .. JADOR!!! All sweater, all covered except for just a hint at naughty bits ... and hey ... who cares about going outside ....

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Quick one of those little kids just fell over and I think he peed his pants .....


SKIN: INXX
HAIR: Vignette
LASHES: CI
EARRINGS: Ticky Tacky
OUTFIT: Jador
SHOES: Little Heaven

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Peach Melba on the docks at Sunset.

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As a kid I loved taking neopolitan icecream and mixing all the colours in together .... I tried fingerpainting with it once ... on my brothers face ... and that got me a huge can of whoop ass .... something about my brother screaming the way he did as he ran through the house complaining that he couldn't feel his face ....

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I kinda like his "frozen" smile ... I mean he had it before the "Joker" ever came along and look how much mileage that dude got with it....

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I always thought my brother belonged in the circus anyway ... and I tried to leave him there several times ....

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.... anyway this dress reminds me of how pretty peach melba can be in a bowl ... before you mix it all in together .. and try to paint it on your brothers face ....

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SKIN: Soda
HAIR: Simply Britnee
LASHES: CI
JEWELLERY: LR Design
SHOES: SKG SHoes
DRESS: Absolut Creation

Friday, January 29, 2010

Syner - gee!!

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This outfit is a "Syner" and worthy of your attention. Lots of things are worthy of your attention but I have the biggest microphone so ignore the others and gather around me ... attention Second Life Shoppers ... Great deal in Aisle 9!!!

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Is there a school for those people who make the announcements in stores ... cause I think one of the courses they might want to introduce into the new curriculum .. might be ... "moving the mic away from your mouth so that people can understand you 101." OR "how not to give old ladies a heart attack when announcing security is needed in hoisery 203."

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Personally, I like going up to the drive thrus in fast food places and ordering .. I will have a wah wah wah wahh wahhwahh wahh and a wahhh wahh wahh wahh ... and an order of fries. Then when they say they can't understand a thing you are saying except fries .. you ask them what fries ... you never ordered any fries ... then you get really angry and ask them why they can't understand plain english and demand to see the manager and get your whole meal for free ....and when the police come they take you to a nice quiet place where you get to eat in out of the snow and the cold .....fun fun fun .....oh but I always go back and give the people at the drive thru a sears catalogue later .. just to show them there are no hard feelings and that I really want their wishes to come true ....

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SKIN: Soda
HAIR: Lamb
LASHES: CI
DRESS: SySy
JEWELLERY: 69
SHOES: Plausible Body
POSES: EverGlow
LOCATION: Blissou

HEY!!! Now you can get all your Bliss Windlow in one place!! I know!! I am just gob-smacked!! Just go here: Blissé cause it leads to all things Bliss AND if you join me you can be a BLISSTER!!!! I will be telling you tons more about what means - cause I know you want to know.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Pinstriping.

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Sometimes you just have to wear pants and I love a great pantsuit. Ohren Beck does a superb job in her Vienna Calling. I especially like her textures - there is always something that you just have not seen anywhere else.

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I like the silhouette of this suit and the subtle pinstriping of shades of grey ... you get a real sense of the feel and the weight of the suit and the same idea is repeated in the sweater. You can almost feel the ribbing.

I was grateful when someone finally explained pin-striping to me because I could not understand why anyone would hold a pin and put stripes on it....polka dots maybe but stripes .... wow .. talk about grain of rice writing only you can't/shouldn't eat pins ....well once you are an adult you can do anything you want but there is a subtle difference. When you do something really stupid as a kid some people look at you and go "aww .. he's just a kid" but when you are an adult some people look at you and go "awww ... what a freaking idiot!"

I mean compared to the type of stripes I am used to - you know the black and white ones that say property of Alcatraz and come with the really cool heavy chained cuffs for your wrists and ankles??? - these pinstripes are really well done ....

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Also love the GLOW earrings and the hair from W&Y with its colour changing band. OMFG newer skins and a really good effort!!

SKIN: OMFG
HAIR: W&Y
LASHES: Chaisuki
OUTFIT: INXX
EARRINGS: Glow Studio
SHOES: Kookie
POSES: EverGlow
LOCATION: Blissou

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Butterfly Dreams.

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Who needs sleeping pills when you can just put on these beautiful pieces by Gems & Kisses.
You just put them on and close your eyes and I swear that beautiful diamond butterflies float all through your dreams .... These are so incredibly detailed and beautiful that you have to carry a mirror with yourself just so you can keep checking how beautiful they make you ....well at least that is what I do ....

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Normally when I close my eyes I see these blobs of colour and then there is this really large woman with huge bosoms who is really angry cause I didn't clean my room and she comes for me and I run and hide under my bed .... then I wake up and realize ...

I am under the bed and my mom is standing right there ..

whew close call ....

Oh and if you sleep with the set on ... make sure it isn't in a waterbed cause I did that and well ... did you know that when you drown in your sleep and no-one is there to hear you drowning that you end up dead? True story....

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Tres Beau is Tres WOW!!

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Just look at this beeeeutiful pant suit and tell me you are not blown away with the detail and the style. You can feel the weight of the material and immediately understand the texture and the flow. I would so own this in real life if I could find it.

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What I love about the whole outfit is that even the pants and blouse are exquisite - they just aren't there so the coat can be open. Each piece is beautifully done and thought about.

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The blouse is the sheerest shell of gorgeous lace that skims the body and tucks into detailed high waisted pants. Everything is finished to the max - the cuffs on the pants, the gloves that are beautifully cut out and stitched - the luxurious upturned collar ... absolutely lovely ...

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Tres Beau is another one of those stores laid out incredibly well, easy to really see the clothes, and lots of choices and variety. There always seems to be something new and it is definitely one of those stores you mark and go to for the special occasions or when you want to pamper yourself.

Monday, January 25, 2010

A Public Service Announcement!!

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Ok so there is the matter of the public service announcement I am required to make with this picture ...

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on account of the fact the only way I was allowed to have my camera back was if I used this for educational purposes ... so ...

If you could sit there at your desk and pretend you are a student and I am a teacher and we will play school for a few minutes ....

um .... feathers and a smoldering cigarette ... JUST SAY NO!!!!

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All the money I make from this blog is going to the singed birds of Australia along with some vegemite and a letter apologizing.

I am also banned from fire arms for 2 years ... which includes cigarettes ...

BUT the dress from Beningborough was on sale and soooo awesome. When you join her group ... Bliss .. yup what a classy name right?? I know!! Well she has these sales every once in awhile and if you are a member she tells you about them and for one day you get some of her fabulous creations for half price ... sometimes you have to push those model chicks out of the way cause there are like a herd of them there cause models shop there all the time .....

But don't be timid .. they can take it .. they take wrestling in modelling school ....

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Time Travel.

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In one lovely outfit we travel from Mary Poppins to a modern take on Mary Tyler Moore - all with the latest offering from Sascha's Designs - called Ula.

Trading the umbrella and the hat for Soft pink and pearl shoes from Paper Couture and a great bag from Dark Mouse and the transformation is complete.

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These are just two of the many permeations available in the one package. Sascha is always incredible value for the dollar, well made, beautifully presented and a ton of options. Each outfit usually comes in a choice of several colours and fatpacks are reasonable. There is a wide array of selections at the store, membership is highly rewarded and Sasha herself always has her hand on on the pulse of her customer. Well worth checking out!!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

A Cri for Charlotte (Dernier Style)

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A new offering from Dernier Cri - the lovely Charlotte. Have worn the skins around for this past week and had lots of comments. Lip shadings and eyeshadows are effective and subdued, not garrish at all. A lovely grown-up sophisticated look! The freckles are hinted at and just enough to take the skins down to a more casual appeal. Great job!!

You will note I have been wearing one of these skins in a couple of my posts this week already. I think that is a good litmus tests for skins ... if the bloggers are wearing them beyond the posting ... at least the blogger really likes them and thinks them worthy of wearing around the grid ... unless of course the blogger likes the effect of walking into a room and people going "OMG!! What the hell is she wearing??" And, you are so desperate for publicity that getting on the worst dress list would be a high-light for you .... oh and extras on some hospital show where there are accident victims lying all around .. they might wear those skins too ... if I think of anymore reasons .. will let you know....


HEY!!! Now you can get all your Bliss Windlow in one place!! I know!! I am just gob-smacked!! Just go here: Blissé cause it leads to all things Bliss AND if you join me you can be a BLISSTER!!!! I will be telling you tons more about what means - cause I know you want to know.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Juliet sans the Romeo....

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Introducing Anubis Style's Juliet. Now I did scour the entire shop looking for Romeo or any male in any type of tight leotard and a page boy but alas poor Yorrick ... nada .....

I was pretty bummed until I thought about it and realized a cowboy is probably a better bet anyway ... I mean I never saw Romeo do much except pine around alot in the dark, make a mess of everything and set a standard that men throughout history would fail to achieve in the mushy love department. Now cowboys .. they put 90 bazillion tons of raging testosterone between their legs, sit down and apply spurs ...


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... whats not to love???

BUSTED!! Bliss Windlow Arrested!

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Ok this might seem like a fashion shoot but this is actually a series of photos from the video about to be shown on one of those tv shows. I have been arrested. This was the headlights going on ...

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Putting my hands in the air right before I was tasered ....

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And my mug shot.

Ok I am going down as the biggest serial killer ever. My defense .... I didn't actually kill all those men ... I just broke into their homes and stole their remotes .... they kiled themselves ....

SKIN: Dernier Cri
HAIR: Diversity Hair
LASHES: TB (retired)
EARRINGS: Meghindos
OUTFIT: Phoenix Rising
SHOES: B&G

HEY!!! Now you can get all your Bliss Windlow in one place!! I know!! I am just gob-smacked!! Just go here: Blissé cause it leads to all things Bliss AND if you join me you can be a BLISSTER!!!! I will be telling you tons more about what means - cause I know you want to know.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Only One Giraffe was Injured ...

Scientific Phylum Name (which I called FASHIONific Phylum Name or FPN) for This Look: Derboonmai Kookfuleria Darkdonoria

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I can hear PETA and her girlfriends SPCA (no idea how she pronounces that one -imagine parents naming a kid that??) Greenpeas, and Save da Wails all rising up collectively to bomb my place but sit down ladies .... this giraffe had his feelings hurt ... not that feelings aren't real and we shouldn't all be concerned, but he will live to lick another sky ....

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He just was not impressed with the artists rendition of himself, but it was done by a mouse for crying out loud and perspecitive people ... from a mouse's view .. this is pretty damn good. I mixed old and new, bits and pieces and am really stoked about this outfit. Am going to blog the new skins from Dernier Cri .. these are great. Everywhere I go people shout out ... "Bliss, you beautiful fashionista you, where did you get that fab skin?" .... and then my radar blocker kicks in and they get sent to Alkie Trazes place where they feed birds or something.... nahhh ... I tell everyone everything .... big mouth .. loose lips ....

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I have sunk some pretty big ships in my time .....

SKIN: Dernier Cri
HAIR: Boon
LASHES: Miamai
NECKLACE: Kookie
BOUSTIERRE: Cynful
CARDIGAN: Miseria
SKIRT: Donna Flora
LEGGINGS: Donna Flora
SHOES: Euphoria
PURSE: Dark Mouse
POSES: Niqotine Poses (closed)
STUDIO: Blissou

HEY!!! Now you can get all your Bliss Windlow in one place!! I know!! I am just gob-smacked!! Just go here: Blissé cause it leads to all things Bliss AND if you join me you can be a BLISSTER!!!! I will be telling you tons more about what means - cause I know you want to know.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Poppies are Animals.

Scientific Phylum Name (which I called FASHIONific Phylum Name or FPN) for This Look: Chaisiwakily Blanghindo AlphaBodyBliss

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Who knew that poppies were animals ... but this poppy outfit from Animal.Tribe puts that misnomer to rest .. or bed .... or something ....


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Now I could handle a poppy as a pet .. you feed it, water it, take it for a walk, deworm it, keep it on a leash and when it dies ... you either glue gun it to a wreath or smoke it ....

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this really works for me ... I am going to Pets are Us now and asking where they keep their poppies.

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SKIN: Chaisuki
HAIR: W&Y
LASHES: TB (retired)
EARRINGS: Meghindo's
BRACELET: Blang
OUTFIT: Alpha.Tribe
POSES: BehaviorBody
LOCATION: Blissou

HEY!!! Now you can get all your Bliss Windlow in one place!! I know!! I am just gob-smacked!! Just go here: Blissé cause it leads to all things Bliss AND if you join me you can be a BLISSTER!!!! I will be telling you tons more about what means - cause I know you want to know.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Help! Magazine Special Edition - Fashion - Now Available.

The special Edition on Fashion with many interviews by some of the biggest names in fashion is available now!! Find out where they think fashion is going and what changes you can expect.

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Proud as a Peacock

Scientific Phylum Name (which I called FASHIONific Phylum Name or FPN) for This Look: TotallyBelley Fearkissmode Boudohmy

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Not so sure what Peacocks have to be proud of ... I mean when they do their genealogy their only claim to fame is ... "hey look dad's ass ended up as fan....."

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SKIN: Belleza
HAIR: W&Y Hair
LASHES: Totally Betty (retired)
OUTFIT: Fear & Clothing
EARRINGS: Gems&Kisses
BELT: Ume Mode
SHOES: AMG Boudoir
POSES: OMFG
LOCATION: Blissou Photographic Studios

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Truth About Phoenix.

Scientific Phylum Name (which I called FASHIONific Phylum Name or FPN) for This Look: UltraLaBoon YakSing Indigo

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Ok so the STORE Phoenix Rising is not at fault for the name. The town was there wayyyy before that and THEY are the miscreants responsible for this sham so this is a ... um ... hard hitting news expose with a beautiful fashionista babe dressed in some incredible clothes that you should all run out and buy .. WAIT .. not yet... read this and then go cause um ... sex sells and I am a-selling ... I have some girlguide cookies if you see me at the end of this and an avon mag (need it back if you aren't buying cheapass) oh and I can sign you up to make millions with Amway like I am, but let me know if you want in on that one cause I have to kidnap you to take you to a meeting and that takes planning - ransom notes, duct tape, voice altering equipment for the taped message etc .. you know...)

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Been to Phoenix several times .... with a measuring tape. The only thing rising there is YOUR gullibility ... pfft... But don't blame yourself - the scam had big names behind it perpetrating the fraud .... like Glen Campbell .. singing "by the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising ...." mind control ... he has shifty eyes .. never trusted him. He's just a lineman for the county anyway .. nobody important. I don't even think his name is really Glen ... more like Gwen ...

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SO ya there is a Phoenix but it is not rising .. oh .. and ashes .. well if they are counting cigarette butts ... (insert slam dunk here) ANOTHER History myth BUSTED!!! BY the Blisster (you can stand at your desk and applaud but just be careful when you stand up if you are naked .... especially on your way past the stapler) Yup Phoenix rising from the ashes .. FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD.

I have to go now ... my rich uncle - a King in Africa - has some money he needs to get out of the country and he is going to give it all to me .. I just have to send him 3,000 and all my personal ID, the keys to my house and car, and 3 of my best looking girlfriends ... can't wait .. I am going to be RICH!!!

SKIN: Lara
HAIR: Boon
LASHES: Ultra Kitty
EARRINGS: Yak & Yeti
OUTFIT: Phoenix Rising
SHOES: Lemania Indigo